After
you've got the pimp look down, you need to learn to talk
like a pimp. First, the voice. You wanna talk in a low,
throaty voice like Isaac Hayes or Barry White. No, a voice
like Bob Saget doesn't cut it. Stand in front of the mirror
for 15 minutes everyday, practicing your voice.
Alright.
So you've got the voice down. Time to learn the 10 sentences
you will ever need to know as a pimp. The only things you
will ever need to say as a pimp are:
"It
is my duty to please that booty."
"Hello, sweet thang."
"Bitch, you know what I want."
"Where's my money?"
"Let's do it. Doggy Style."
"Who's your daddy?"
"Hi, My name's John and I'm an alcoholic"
"Say what? You're a nun?"
"Word."
"Baby, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
Good. Say each one of these ten times each. Then have an
ice cream sandwhich to celebrate. You're ready for step
3.
