Imagine
this: you're cruising downtown in your car, picking your
'fro, checkin' out the ladies, when you realize that you're
driving an '82 honda accord.
Now, if you want to avoid being humiliated, you got to get
a pimp car. The first thing to do is to check what kind
of car you're driving. If its a mazda, a honda, or starts
with a "T" and ends with an "Oyota",
you're in trouble. Scrap it immediately. Trade it for condoms
(you'll need them for step 5). Time for you to get a new
ride.
First
of all, your car has to be made before 1980, and has to
be in mint condition. Now there are tons of vintage cars,
but some of them just won't cut it. For example: a '64 Chevy
Impala has pimp written all over it, but a '71 Vista Cruiser
or '20 Ford Model T aren't gonna get you anywhere. Any car
that was used in an old cop show will do. Now, to accesorize!
Try slapping some pink dice on the rear view mirror, paint
some flames on the side, and install hydraulics. After all
that, you are welcome to put on your "my little pony"
seat covers. Now that you've got your pimpmobile, bump and
cruise your way down to step 4.
