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Step 4: It Takes Two To Win An Egg Toss - Choosing Your Whores

Now that you've mastered many Pimp and Pimp-like skills, let's test your common sense. What is the difference between a "Successful" Pimp and a "Chapter 9 Broke-Ass Mofo" Pimp?

a) An M.B.A.
b) A trusty sidekick.
c) Ammunition.
d) HOES HOES HOES!

If you answered D, you've not only read the title of this step, but you're on your way to the magic world of Pimpness!

Pimp Tip: If you picked B, you are messed up. You ain't no supa' hero. Be realistic, yo.

It's time to test your Pimp taste. We've built for you a Chamber O' Ho in which we've lined up six (6) potential hoes behind six (6) doors. That's one ho per door, for you math-pimps. You must peek behind each door and choose the ho that you'd like to include in your first brothel.

Warning: This is only a Pimp-exercise (Pimpersize). Choose your Ho by clicking on the button. But DO NOT click on the actual Ho.

Chamber O' Ho

Door 1
Door #1
Door 2
Door #2
Door 3
Door #3

Door 4
Door #4
Door 5
Door #5
Door 6
Door #6

Once you've made your decision, we'll rate your choice on the Pimp Scale

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