Name - Paco Benjamin - Man de la whour Location - Presently on the down (dirty) low. Turn-ons - Horticulture and Hoe-tickle-ture Turn-offs - Tree haters and they friends... shut up. Rap Sheet - I don't be gettin' caught up! Bitch Gittin' Line - Gotta love me. Tips - Don't be slangin' nothin' if you 'round the popo.
	Name - Afro Joe - Hairmaster (part time porn stylist) Location - Down on the ranch. Turn-ons - Chicks with hair picks. Turn-offs - Mr. Cleans and Sineads. Rap Sheet - Fake ID, possession of oregano with intent to sell. Bitch Gittin' Line - Your knight in shining armor has arrived. Now go get yourself some sex and me some cash... DO IT! Tips - Always plan ahead, at leasy by a day or two.
	Name - Heywood - Big Blue Baller Location - Under the brim Turn-ons - Punxatawny Turn-offs - Sentient women. Rap Sheet - 15 counts pandering. Bitch Gittin' Line - That better be a wad of cash in your pocket, because I ain't playing the crying game. Tips - Always keep a transvestite and a midget on payroll.
	Name - Pretty Little Harry - Master Slapper Location - Around, who's asking? Turn-ons - Quadropeds Turn-offs - Daylight Rap Sheet - Voyeurism, indecent exposure, racketeering. Bitch Gittin' Line - No lines, I know the look. A real pimp got this. Tips - Commission split? What the hell man, you don't give them a dime.
	Name - Charmy Andre - Pure 'Caine Smoker Location - Venice Beach Turn-ons - Diamonds, rubies, platinum. Turn-offs - Rhinestones, Zirconia, Diamunds and Diamells. Rap Sheet - Indecent exposure, voyeurism. Bitch Gittin' Line - That ass is gonna sell whether you get the nickel or not. Tips - I just got one tip and it's clean as a whistle.
	Name - Rosey Diamond - Bump Grinder Location - Hollywood Turn-ons - Skin tight plaid. Turn-offs - The war on hygeine. Rap Sheet - Kidnapping, endangering a child. Bitch Gittin' Line - I gonna hoe you out so big and bad. Tips - Remember this ain't matrimony, it's macaroni. Got a problem? Get over it.
	Name - Brent - Apple Squire Location - MLK Turn-ons - Small mouths with full, juicy lips. Turn-offs - The gag reflex. Rap Sheet - Assaulting an officer. Bitch Gittin' Line - You done smoking your crack out of a shoe? Good, let's get to work. Tips - Pimpin' is big business, if you can't dig it, go eat a kak.
	Name - Mofo Mack - Sexual Industrialist Location - Venice Beach Turn-ons - Bitches with the joint on stand by. Turn-offs - Open mouths, with words coming out. Rap Sheet - 5 counts of living with a prostitute, (plea bargained down from initial charge of one count of living with 5 prostitutes.) Bitch Gittin' Line - One, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand... say how much a sweet girl like you go for? Tips - If the bitch don't roll your joint, the only puff she gets is the salty mack monkey.
	Name - Gorgeous Slim - Legal Pimp Location - NY, NY (the city AND the state) Turn-ons - Emotional scarring. Turn-offs - Public defenders, welfare moms. Rap Sheet - Possession of drug parafanalia (easy chair converted to bong.) Bitch Gittin' Line - I'd like to take you out to dinner but I don't have any money. Wait right here, I'm gonna go suck some guys dick for cash. Better yet, you go suck his dick, then I'll take you out to dinner with that money. Tips - Give them dope until they yours, then don't give them anymore.
	Name - Redd White - Asset Manager Location - The track Turn-ons - Chicken and biscuits Turn-offs - Having an erection or orgasm... it sucks, but it turns me off to get aroused. That's why I'm so good at this. Rap Sheet - Don't ask how, just check out my number one ho. Bitch Gittin' Line - All women are hookers, let's start getting you paid. Tips - Be a man first, then a pimp 2nd and forever.
	Name - Captain Manny - Sexual Accountant Location - New Orleans Turn-ons - Prostate massage Turn-offs - Girls over 20 and dudes. Rap Sheet - Money laundering, tax evasion. Bitch Gittin' Line - Hoes without instruction head to self destruction, daddy got your schooling. Tips - Beat them down with your head, not your hands. Battered bitches worth less money.
	Name - Golden Dynamite - Thoroughbred trainer Location - Saskatoon Turn-ons - A couple of thick wad made from a couple of thick wads. Turn-offs - The gagging gobble. Rap Sheet - So far so good. Warrants outstanding in Louisiana, Oregon, New Mexico and Nevada. Bitch Gittin' Line - What, you mean like lines on the mirror? Yeah, that works to get bitches. Tips - Don't ever let them go. Not no never not no never mind it no.
	Name - Master Ivy - Sexidermist Location - West side, best side Turn-ons - Disrespectful girls that ain't hoes. Turn-offs - Disrespectful girls that is hoes. Rap Sheet - Coersion, jury tampering, obstruction of justice. Bitch Gittin' Line - My coat is made from cat, bought with cash. Let's go back to my place and pet each others money-pussies, done? Tips - Get the cock in the socket, the cash to the pocket.