Name - Riskman - Father Finger Location - Largo at large Turn-ons - Drag racing and drag queens. Bitches without the cock too. Turn-offs - Clubs without ladies night and ladies without clubs. Rap Sheet - They got me on failure to appear, I said, "you're honor, I'm here, that's failure to disappear." Then I called him a bee-yotch! Bitch Gittin' Line - Tap, tap, tap! You hear that? That's the sound of oppurtunity breaking down your britches. Tips - Stay out my business, I stay out yours.
	Name - Stanky Gizdall - Hooba Snifft Location - Corner of WALK & DON'T WALK Turn-ons - Girls in withdrawal; shake, shakey, wiggle! Turn-offs - Me in withdrawal. Same thing, no fun. Rap Sheet - Buying narcotics from an officer, using them before getting caught. Bitch Gittin' Line - All these men doing load losery to thoughts of you, let's get captial on this idea. Tips - No matter what you do, don't run out of your stash. Trust me, not pretty.
	Name - Where's Rodre - World Playa Location - About earth, throughout time Turn-ons - Cameras, photography, famous bitches, Hide & Seek Turn-offs - Girls who want serious commitment like knowing a phone number, yo. Rap Sheet - Gotta find me to to book me. Bitch Gittin' Line - We're going to play "where's Rodre's roger", you can cum too if you like. Tips - The key to staying out of trouble is to be everywhere at once, but nowhere specific. Any crime you wish to commit, you may, and they'll never find you.
	Name - Admiral - Original Gangster Location - Compton Turn-ons - Druggies Turn-offs - Rich bitches Rap Sheet - Jay walking, damn the man Bitch Gittin' Line - I bet you're scratch and sniff. Tips - Get them young, break them quick.
	Name - Gorgeous Walker Brown - Hump Concierge Location - Outer Vegas Turn-ons - Girls who make like the Pearl Harbor and blow the hell out of me when I least expect it. Turn-offs - You know, not much. Rap Sheet - Not a damn thing, got myself a new identity. Bitch Gittin' Line - Squirrel like you should be bustin' nuts for a zookeeper like me. Tips - Avoid churches. If they convert you, you'll go broke in about three or four minutes.)
	Name - Blingin' $hort - Titty Monger Location - Sam Fran Turn-ons - Honestly, myself. Turn-offs - Bad hygiene Rap Sheet - High sea piracy. Bitch Gittin' Line - I feel selfish being the only one to wrap your legs around my head like a feedbag. Time to make my shee-zee rich, byotch. Tips - Keep your green for the money, gold for the honey.
	Name - Tricky Ricky - Baggage Handler Location - Middle School Yard, yo Turn-ons - Mary Kay Lateurneua, Mrs. Robinson, Alice (from Brady Bunch) Turn-offs - Teeth Rap Sheet - 2 counts shoplifing. Bitch Gittin' Line - Can you help me? My doggy is hurt. Tips - If you got good goods, brand them.
	Name - Victor Cash - Who Distributor Location - Up in that Turn-ons - Sunday school. Turn-offs - Cuddling, talking, emotions. Rap Sheet - 52 counts sodomy. Bitch Gittin' Line - My dick is thiiiiiiiis big... so's ya ass. Tips - Always test your merchandise as heavily as you can.
	Name - Mastur Nate, the Mastur of Nation Location - West Palm Beach Turn-ons - Ricky Martin Turn-offs - Sigfried and/or Roy Rap Sheet - Failure to appear, driving under the influence. Bitch Gittin' Line - Have you ever considered a carreer in the sexual arts? Tips - Never slap a girl. God made your feet for punting.
	Name - Hung Daddy - Entrepreneur Location - Rainier Valley Turn-ons - Valure, liqour (ko-vas-e-yay) Turn-offs - Burlap thongs Rap Sheet - Improper conduct with a fur coat Bitch Gittin' Line - You look like you could use a couple bucks... party in your mouth? Tips - Ask about our stamp card program, cheaper by the dozen.
	Name - Hitler Nubianowitz- Freakaholic Location - Atlanta Turn-ons - Bitches, fur, velure Turn-offs - Bitches, cops, fake gold Rap Sheet - Possession of an illegal substance, indecent/lewd conduct, contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Bitch Gittin' Line - Daddy says put your mouth on down. Tips - Talk is good but smack'er is quicker.
	Name - Magic Diamond Location - Playground South Turn-ons - Mermaids, barmaids, girls with Barbies. Turn-offs - Time-out, spankings (long story), girls over 15. Rap Sheet - Cheating, truancy, stealing (candy from a baby, specifically.) Bitch Gittin' Line - As a champion lion tamer I gotta tame you, girl. Now hold your mouth open and let's get you some meat in there. Tips - Never underestimate the value of your inventory, in other words, you'd never believe what some dudes will pay.
	Name - Dane Knight - Sweaty Jackass Location - Round Turkey (Gobble Ball) Ranch, of I-418 Turn-ons - Indecent exposure, lewd conduct Turn-offs - Indecent exposure, lewd conduct, that's right. Rap Sheet - Indecent exposure, lewd conduct, yep, three for three. Bitch Gittin' Line - Roses are red, violets are blue, you now my hoe, go have sex and bring me my cash. Tips - A pimp is a pimp but a ho ain't nothing but a ho.