Mac Townsend and company were hoping for a party of unimaginable magnitude and some killer videos when they advertised and hosted the 1^st annual who-bangathon. This event was intended to draw hootchies from all across the tri-county area to participate in a mad sequential orgy with him and his colleagues Jace Watson and Robbie Miller. Unfortunately instead it turned out to be a "sausage fest" with not only a lack of women but also an abundance of guys hoping for sloppy seconds, thirds and/or fourths.

The promoters of the event report losses may run as high as $85. Kinko's provided much of the printing with a 10% volume discount. Fliers were distributed to private college campus's and church youth groups. Costs were to be offset by video royalties and steep admission fees for male participants.

"I told you we should have hit the nail salons," explained Jace, discouraged with his endeavor. "Nail salons, tanning salons, checks cashed, tattoo and piecing emporiums and AA meetings. That's where the who's are at!"

"Yeah," added Robbie. "Methadone clinics, abortion clinics, plasma centers, homeless shelters. All kinds of places." His comment largely drew blank stares.

Mac explained his intention of attracting a different quality of "who's" to the event and apologized repeatedly for the embarrassing failure.

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